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"The man who was just released from a mental institution wants to pump you full of drugs, ...
... shove a metal rod in your brain, strip you naked and dump you into a rusty tank full of water." "I"m not saying I *want* to, just that I *can*." - Quote from Fringe
Today's subject is - 10 Lesser Known Smurfs
Surfer Smurf - Left the forest years ago to find the ocean.
Serial Killer Smurf - Most of the rest are less known because of him.
Background Smurf - Appears in every group photo.
Mute Smurf - He probably has a really interesting story, but we'll never know.
Murder Victim Smurf - Poor guy never had a chance.
Ninja Smurf - Died fighting Pirate Smurf
Pirate Smurf - See Ninja Smurf
Mad Scientist Smurf - He's only had one success to date.
Zombie Smurf - Mad Scientist's one success, cobbled together from pirate and ninja parts.
and of course...
Cross Dresser Smurf - Everyone technically knows this one already. There are *no* female smurfs. Period.
Today's subject is - 10 Lesser Known Smurfs
Surfer Smurf - Left the forest years ago to find the ocean.
Serial Killer Smurf - Most of the rest are less known because of him.
Background Smurf - Appears in every group photo.
Mute Smurf - He probably has a really interesting story, but we'll never know.
Murder Victim Smurf - Poor guy never had a chance.
Ninja Smurf - Died fighting Pirate Smurf
Pirate Smurf - See Ninja Smurf
Mad Scientist Smurf - He's only had one success to date.
Zombie Smurf - Mad Scientist's one success, cobbled together from pirate and ninja parts.
and of course...
Cross Dresser Smurf - Everyone technically knows this one already. There are *no* female smurfs. Period.